Sunday, September 17, 2006

crab legs and shrimp time!

so its another fun filled day sitting in family court. the dark, dank room is filled with the usual- crying babies, pregnant teens, and mothers hollering "I WANT MY CHILD BACK." You can hear social workers saying "well you did not pass the drug test and you missed thirty-one out of thirty-one visits with your children, so...... Welcome to my world -- Family Court, or as we in the industry say "1801 Vine." you hear a lot of sh** in family court; the perp (perpetrator) digitally penetrated the three year old..." "mom stated that she wants she parental rights terminated cause she's 21 and just started to "get her party on..." so you hear a lot of bulls**. but of all the crap I have heard, this has got to be the best. I was sitting in the holding pen (that's basically what it is,) waiting to be called. I'm not one to make small talk, so I was staring at the 13inch television that is mounted to the wall, tuned to ESPN (i never understood that,) then I read some letter about a kid who has HIV (a lawyer was holding the letter face up-- so much for confidentiality.) So my client's other social worker (yeah she got three and is still f/ed up,) said " yeah liz, you should be getting money soon. its the first of the month." you know what this bit** said... "Crab legs and shrimp time!!" CRAB LEGS AND SHRIMP TIME... WTF!??? she said it loud, with a neck roll! it actually sounded like that Crabbb leaggggs and shramp timmmme. in a room full of people. how ghetto is that? HOW GHETTO??!?! and its not like she EARNED "crab legs and shrimp time" its WELFARE that paying that. me, i'm paying for that sh**. every other friday I treat myself to a nice meal. that's just every other friday, before I drop my bills in the mail. but this bit** gets to FEAST on CRAB LEGS AND SHRIMP daily......or at least to the 15th of the month......when her "stamps" run out. where is the justice.....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the ultimate story. too funny!