So today I got myself a thirtieth birthday gift -- I got my moles removed! There's nothing more that says "old black woman" than a bunch of moles, or "skin tags" as my dermatologist calls them. I got them all removed from my chest area and face. I had about fifteen all together. I keep calling my transformation "Swan '07" Swan is from that highly ridiculous, but entertaining show where uglys transform into swans... So that's my new campaign...Swan '07.
At the end of the year, i'll be skinny, with huge ta-tas and plenty of ass...just kidding...well maybe...OK OK that would be my dream...
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