Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The cover letter i WISH i could send...

Dear Ms Nicodemus-Quinn,

I am sending my resume for consideration for the Education Outreach Coordinator position. I am uniquely qualified for this position due to my extensive theatre experience, which includes touring as a Teaching Artist at George Street Playhouse during the 1999-2000 season. Please hire me. I hate my current job as a social worker at a third rate social service non profit agency. the staff is incompent and the kids are ugly. please get me out of this situation. I promise, promise that I will be the best education outreach coordinator that ever lived. I am not a gossip, luv gay people and working downtown. I really really want to become a producer on tlc’s what not to wear. actually I want to start there, then be a producer on tyler’s ultimate on the food channel. I’m easy to work with, have compassion (it won’t be forced like I do at my current job,) and will make everyone laugh. I just don’t know what else to say. hire me.

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