rubbing between the legs....

um ok, i knocked on an unnamed relative's door. why was she all spread out on the bed, no shirt on, talking about, "jimmy kimmel got some nice eyes." when i collected my jaw from the floor, i said, "um really, had'nt noticed." she was all like, " no look at him, LOOK AT HIM!" i closed the door and jumped in the shower....with my clothes on. everything needed to be cleansed. i'll be buying some first aid eye rinse solution tomorrow. what time does that walgreen's open?......