So today I got myself a thirtieth birthday gift -- I got my moles removed! There's nothing more that says "old black woman" than a bunch of moles, or "skin tags" as my dermatologist calls them. I got them all removed from my chest area and face. I had about fifteen all together. I keep calling my transformation "Swan '07" Swan is from that highly ridiculous, but entertaining show where uglys transform into swans... So that's my new campaign...Swan '07.
At the end of the year, i'll be skinny, with huge ta-tas and plenty of ass...just kidding...well maybe...OK OK that would be my dream...
Monday, October 09, 2006
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Things that happen at 4am
Well I did it. I posted a personal ad on yahoo personals. It was 4am on a Saturday night and I was lonely, so that gave me every right...right? This is my "profile:"
As an aspiring writer, this should be clever. So here I am at 4am writing this "profile." Umm...well I'm about to turn 30 and I figure, ok I'm tired, of being alone. So I'm being brave and putting myself out there. I work with families and children but my passion lies in television. I watch a lot of it, especially the Food Network. My love of the Food Network has nothing to do with me being fat. I swear!! I love all types of music. I like people who like to try different things and are patient -- you never know what you may get if wait a little bit...A fault of mine is that I have yet to "let go." I have been a good girl all my life -- it's time for me to have some fun...I don't like to be bothered every minute of the day. If I spoke to you at 11am, I don't need to talk to you at 11:05am. I value the concept of "me time."
So that was it. I did not include a pic, cause...I don't want to put myself on blast. The funny thing about personals is that it's like "they really wrote that?!!" I love the personals that men write... "I'm looking for a God-fearing woman that loves long strolls on the beach..." While they are typing you can almost see them saying to themselves "Yeah, the bitches will love this!" Oh well. It was just a one time 4am thing. Tonight I'm going to bed at 10pm.
As an aspiring writer, this should be clever. So here I am at 4am writing this "profile." Umm...well I'm about to turn 30 and I figure, ok I'm tired, of being alone. So I'm being brave and putting myself out there. I work with families and children but my passion lies in television. I watch a lot of it, especially the Food Network. My love of the Food Network has nothing to do with me being fat. I swear!! I love all types of music. I like people who like to try different things and are patient -- you never know what you may get if wait a little bit...A fault of mine is that I have yet to "let go." I have been a good girl all my life -- it's time for me to have some fun...I don't like to be bothered every minute of the day. If I spoke to you at 11am, I don't need to talk to you at 11:05am. I value the concept of "me time."
So that was it. I did not include a pic, cause...I don't want to put myself on blast. The funny thing about personals is that it's like "they really wrote that?!!" I love the personals that men write... "I'm looking for a God-fearing woman that loves long strolls on the beach..." While they are typing you can almost see them saying to themselves "Yeah, the bitches will love this!" Oh well. It was just a one time 4am thing. Tonight I'm going to bed at 10pm.
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