MY FIRST PRODUCTION JOB!!!!

I got a job as a production assistant for American Idol!!!!!! actually, let me clarify that. i got a ONE DAY job as a production assistant for American Idol Philadelphia auditions. but i still got a job...AS A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT. (shot out to imani, for getting me the job) now you know i have already fantasized about how they are going to be so impressed by my work, that they are going to hire me for the season, and then i'll go on the work at the travel channel on anthony bourdain's "No Reservations," then TLC will be hear about my fantastic producing skills, and i'll be hired to work on "What Not to Wear," then after three years there, (with two emmys under my belt, of course,) i'll begin my illustrious career at the Food Network. Yeah, i got it all planned out. until i wake up in a couple of hours and think "shit, what am I going to wear today?" my pretend life is GREAT! my real life....well, i'm working on it. and this AI show is the first step. i'm a bit nervous. i hope that they have tee shirts that will fit my fat ass. how embarrassing would that shit be? yo! i would wear that thing like a handkerchief, cause this will be the start of something great.